Avenged Sevenfold vs. Dillinger Escape Plan

M. Shadows, and just about anyone with a metal stage name, is a fucking douchebag, and that's unanimous. In a radio interview, M. Shadows, lead singer of 80's hair metal revivalist band Avenged Sevenfold said about The Dillenger Escape Plan this:

"Dillinger make shitty noises and try to pass it off as music."

Now, anyone with the ability to consume soundwaves through the fucking apparatus on the sides of their head can understand that while it may be a valid opinion to some, it in no way, shape, or form should be expressed by any member of Avenged Sevenfold, or the owner of any "A7X" merchandise. DEP has always been super-mathy to me and I really dug how intricate a lot of it was. DEP apparently was not going to stand to be critiqued by "M. Shadows" from Avenged fucking Sevenfold, and they had this as a retort:

"What about bands that make shitty noise and try to pass it off as Guns N' Roses?"

Obviously this is a lot more valid (and probably more of a widespread opinion) so DEP pretty much wins that round by a longshot. The fun doesn't stop, however, when DEP decided that in order to keep up with how "dark" and "Hot Topicy" A7X is, they have decided to adopt stage names as well.

"...in his honor, our new names are officially as follows: G. Piranha, Blaster Master Weinman, Bullwhip Benoit, Corpsefucker Pennie, and Leafeater Wilson. Those are going to be the names on our new CD. 100 percent serious."

DEP wins this "feud" without a doubt. I think it's a true testament to the "if you're in the realm of 'musical abortion' do yourself the favor and don't talk shit on a band that is clearly more talented than your band" rule. Although DEP made A7X look like a bunch of morons that take themselves as musicians seriously, I can't say that I wouldn't want to watch the frontmen fight each other.


Brian Benoit

VS.


M. Shadows, faggot extraordinaire.

I mean come on. A guy who is bleeding from the forehead and looks like an American Gladiators reject versus Steve-O from Jackass. I've already got my bet placed.