Muse - Black Holes and Revelations - By Dom

(Sorry for the delay on this review.. Black Holes and Revelations sucked so badly, I really didn't want to listen to the whole thing.)

There was a reason I was hesitant to listen to this album... It's bad. Yes, it seems Muse has pumped out of Satan's womb another electro-pop nightmare.. Don't get me wrong, they have talent and all, but there's one problem: EVERY ALBUM THEY MAKE SOUNDS THE FUCKING SAME! Their single, "Supermassive Black Hole" (which reminds me of the fat girls I see in lunch) sounds like Michael Jackson on helium.

Here's a suggestion Muse, stop sucking ass. Seriously. People have been buying into this shit since 1999, and it hasn't gotten any different. The worst part is, Muse tries to act all "mysterious" and "spacey" with songs like "A Crying Shame". Sorry guys, you're not the Mars Volta, or Placebo, give it a fucking rest.

The album is probably one of the worst pop/rock/shit, in '06. Muse, either change your style or stop making music. Better yet, go pull a Rufus Wainwright and go make the soundtrack for Shrek 3, hacks.

Folks, do yourself a favor, and go check out the new Mars Volta track listing instead...

Final grade: F (with a touch of herpes)

P.S.

Cool shirt and nice face, dumbass.